Dramione Poker Fanfiction
Following my article earlier this year on 50 must-read Harry Potter fan fictions, I’ve decided to narrow in on my favourite ship: Dramione! This is a portmanteau for Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger. It’s extraordinarily popular: there are roughly 68,000 Dramione fics on Fanfiction.net alone. Only the Drarry ship really beats it for size. Its amalgamation of some of romance’s favourite tropes (enemies-to-lovers, opposites attract, tortured hero) means that there’s no shortage of excellent Dramione fan fiction. Especially of the erotic kind.
While I’ve given the author summaries for each story, my own take on it is in italics.
Editor’s Note, 6/22/2020: Following are the works of independent creators. Book Riot no longer promotes J.K. Rowling in light of statements she has made against the trans community.
15 Smutty Dramione Fan Fictions
#1. Eros & Psyche by RZZMG
Draco challenges Harry and friends to play EROS & PSYCHE, a scandalous card game with a dark, mysterious history. It’s Slyth vs. Gryff, male vs. female, pride vs. desire in the ultimate game of hearts and amour! [Angsty and dramatic, not nearly as ‘porn without plot’ as it sounds! The author is extremely prolific and I recommend checking out all of her works to see which ones you like.]
Head Girl, Hermione Granger returned to the head dorms to find yet another poker session taking place between the Head Boy, Draco Malfoy, and his two best friends, Blaise Zabini and Theo Nott. The games were a regular occurrence, but Hermione put up with them in. I was dreaming again, I knew I was. It was the same one as before. The battle, Harry dead on the ground. But as I cried out, unable to tell myself it wasn't real, more people fell. All the ones I loved. As I cried, strong, warm arms wrapped around me and hands stroked my hair. They held me in a silent embrace until I stopped, and I raised my head to see Draco smiling down a. I want to find a Dramione fanfiction which I think is on a spell's name. In it Draco and Hermione are paired for potions. They create a potion of empathy link or something like that.
#2. Silencio by AkashaTheKitty
One late night, hate turns to lust. [That laconic little summary tells you pretty much everything you need to know. Enemies to lovers, angst, lots of smut…The author is also a very popular one in the fandom!]
#3. The Malaria Visions by galfoy
Hermione has a series of vivid dreams about Draco Malfoy after taking anti-malarial medication. Can she reconcile the real Draco with the one she sees when she sleeps? [Very funny short Dramione fan fiction involving Hermione’s wacky subconscious.]
#4. The Wedding Rings by Masha19
He was the sweetest drug and she refused to give it up even at the expense of losing herself. [Draco and Hermione are in an adulterous affair. While I don’t condone this behaviour in real life, it’s angsty and well-written.]
Erotic Dramione Fan Fictions: BDSM
#5. Ardent Bonds by Musyc
Maybe it was wrong to think about this, maybe it was horrible to even consider, but if Draco Malfoy liked to dominate, she couldn’t stop herself from picturing it. Picturing him. [This one-shot runs the range of BDSM activities. There’s bondage, spanking, flogging, and more. Musyc has a LOT of Dramione BDSM fan fics and I really recommend them all!]
#6. Twenty Minutes, Tops by tamlane
Yes, Malfoy’s fingers felt absolutely magnificent, but they didn’t have all day. They had twenty minutes, tops. Maybe less. [Short, funny, and smutty. Kink: public sex.]
#7. Testing Limits by geoblock
Hermione is late for work, and Draco’s not happy about it. [Kink: roleplaying, with dom/sub elements thrown in as well.]
#8. Thirsty, Mudblood? by scarletladyy
It must’ve been hours since Hermione last had a drink, and it would be exceptionally foolish of her to pass up on the one Malfoy is offering her. But does he have ulterior motives? [Kink: bladder control, humiliation.]
#9. Whole Milk by theimpossiblegeekygrrl
Althea weaned from Hermione’s breast at eighteen months of age. Draco never did. [Kink: lactation.]
#10. Not Your Average Poker Night by y3llowdaisi3s
This week’s boy’s night is a little different… [Kink: exhibitionism, voyeurism.]
#11. Quarrels & Quaffles by Draconian Scribe
Some say that love is a battlefield, but for Draco, it might as well be a Quidditch field. And if only Hermione were a Quaffle, he would score with her. If she wanted him to play Chaser, then, by Salazar, he would stop at nothing to win. [Kink: uniforms, roleplay. I love this author – their Dramione one-shots are hilarious!]
#12. A Very Granger Reunion by Colubrina
When Hermione sets out to meet her tiresome cousins for their annual reunion dinner she knows it will be a chore. But she didn’t expect to find herself at the restaurant with Blaise, who for some unknowable reason of his own was flirting with her cousins, an ugly dress, no contacts, a missing Draco, and a mouse who was, she assumed, quietly getting drunk in her purse. [So funny it pretty much borders on crackfic. Hermione x Draco x Theodore Nott.]
#13. Scenes from a Seduction by Elle_Morgan_Black
It was just supposed to be a job, a summer of tutoring and research. She had no idea what she was getting into. [Draco and Astoria are married, but when they hire Hermione to tutor Scorpius, sparks fly between all three of them. Superbly well-written, though still in progress.]
#14. Masquerade by Inell
Hermione meets a mystery man in the garden during a masquerade ball. [Hermione is married to Blaise in this one, but watching Draco with another woman makes her realise that he belongs to them. I’m sure I mentioned this last time as well, but Inell has hundreds of absolutely fabulous filthy one-shots with all pairings!]
#15. Res Publica by olivieblake
She’s ahead in the polls, and he’s going to lose. But what she does behind closed doors is her business. [Part of a one-shot collection. In this one, Draco and Hermione are both in open marriages to other people. They’re also running against each other for Minister of Magic, which leads to explosive hate-fuelled lust.]
Dramione Fanfiction Draco Protects Hermione
No doubt at some point I’m going to be adding to this list, because the Harry Potter fandom and I are nowhere near done with each other…In the meantime, check out this list of 35 Harry Potter eroticas with mixed pairings!